Jay agrees to sub on Cam's bowling team, not knowing it's an all-gay league. Phil and Claire finally bond with their neighbors over an offensive statue. Gloria and Mitchell agree to a night out with Haley to prove they're not too old.
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Fine, I'll do it. I don't like that guy. But what happens if someone I know comes in here? I don't want them thinking I have a double life.
Trust me, if someone you know comes in here, they are the ones living a double life.
References Valley of the Dolls
Modern Family Main Theme
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