[Bethany has become Shelly Oberon]
Professor Shelly Oberon: [sees her reflection] NOO! I'm an over-weight middle-aged man!
Professor Shelly Oberon: [bids farewell to his manhood] Later, dude.
[Professor Oberon gets eaten by a hippo]
Moose Finbar: You better go in there and save her!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I'm not gonna get in there, you get in there!
Moose Finbar: I got a backpack on! You don't get in water with a backpack, everybody knows that.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Get on my back!
Moose Finbar: I would rather die.
[cut to Bravestone carrying Moose on his bacl]
[Martha has become Ruby Roundhouse]
Ruby Roundhouse: Why am I wearing half a shirt and short shorts in the JUNGLE?
[Bethany saves Alex, he hugs her]
Moose Finbar: Uh... you have a situation.
Professor Shelly Oberon: [sees he has an erection] Oh my God! These things are crazy!
[a troop of motorcycle killers appear]
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: This is a video game, which means we have special skills.
[Bravestone runs at super speed]
Moose Finbar: Why am I running so slow?
Moose Finbar: [when he sees all his weaknesses] I hate this game.
Professor Shelly Oberon: Oh my God, this is so cool! Martha, come look at my penis!
Ruby Roundhouse: No, thanks!
Ruby Roundhouse: Guys, how are we gonna get home?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I can't do this!
Moose Finbar: I saw you fix a helicopter in mid-air!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: It's easy to be a hero when you have lives to spare... it's a lot harder when you have just one.
Moose Finbar: We have only one life. That's how it is.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I want to stay with you, like this.
Ruby Roundhouse: Then let's be like this, every day... in the real world.
[Fridge rushes by Martha and nearly knocks her down]
Martha: Hey, person walking!
Boy at Bazaar: What you seek is in the basket / If you're not careful, you'll be in a casket / Trust each other, and never blink / The missing piece is not what you think.
Professor Shelly Oberon: [to Martha] Aren't you being judgmental about others, because you'd burn people rather than get burned yourself? I'm just saying, you're a babe, go with it.
[Dr Bravestone retrieves the Jaguar's Eye from a herd of angry rhinos, by sacrificing Moose]
Moose Finbar: You do NOT want to know what's under those rhinos! I saw things I can never unsee, things that touched me!
Ruby Roundhouse: Could I borrow your jacket? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini.
Professor Shelly Oberon: I once wore a bikini to school.