The last Gunslinger, Roland Deschain, has been locked in an eternal battle with Walter O'Dim, also known as the Man in Black, determined to prevent him from toppling the Dark Tower, which holds the universe together. With the fate of the worlds at stake, good and evil will collide in the ultimate battle as only Roland can defend the Tower from the Man in Black.
Autobots and Decepticons are at war, with humans on the sidelines. Optimus Prime is gone. The key to saving our future lies buried in the secrets of the past, in the hidden history of Transformers on Earth.
12 years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into their home, where they soon become the target of the dollmaker's possessed creation, Annabelle.
With his reputation in tatters after a painfully unsuccessful delivery of a distinguished Japanese client, former triple-A executive protection agent, Michael Bryce, two long years after the disgraceful incident, is now reduced to a mere second-class bodyguard for hire. Under those circumstances, Bryce would do anything to prove his worth once again, and as a result, it won't be long before he accepts an offer from Interpol to escort the renowned international assassin Darius Kincaid from Manchester to the Hague. The task seems simple: Bryce only needs to transport the contract killer from point A to point B, nevertheless, Kincaid, as the only one with the guts and enough hard evidence to testify against a tyrannical Belarusian dictator, is an obvious target, while the trip to the Netherlands is long and hazardous. Without a doubt, this a race against the clock as the mismatched duo will have to put aside their grudges, in a non-stop concerto for bullets. Written by
Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson) sings the song Nobody Gets Out Alive to Michael Bryce (Ryan Reynolds). In Van Wilder (2002), one of Van Wilder's (Ryan Reynolds) key lines is "Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out alive". See more »
The Netherlands' emergency services and police vehicle striping is not correct. The striping is red and blue not with blocks. Policelogo is not correct and the police uniforms are different. Also the Locations in the Netherlands are filmed in Bulgaria or somewhere in east Europe. They photo-shop it terrible. On Location they use wrong traffic-signs ,posters and advertising. See more »
You know, when life gives you shit, you make Kool-Aid.
That's not really how that expression works.
That's the beauty of that motherfucker. Life.
Yeah, well... life, I mean, life doesn't usually give you shit and then turn into a beverage.
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At the end of the credits there's an outtake with Ryan Reynolds having to wait for church bells to stop ringing. See more »
This has got to be one of the worst action movies that I have ever seen. The lead actors are totally wasted on this rubbish, Samuel L Jackson must be desperate for a paycheck to even think of lowering himself in parts like these. I don't know why the makers of movies these days even bother hiring a scriptwriter, as the entire movie is just one long F**K, or endless variations of the word, they even managed to cram three 'M***********S' into one sentence! It is strictly a by the numbers movie, the head of the agency is a masculine looking woman, the agent assigned to protect Jackson is a woman,the villain has seemingly thousands of henchmen all willing to die at his bidding, there is the van chase through the streets, the motorbike chase through the market,the motorboat chase through the canals....Yawn! If you are 12 years old and like to hear the 'F' word over and over again, or otherwise totally brain dead, then you will love this mess of a movie.
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