Autobots and Decepticons are at war, with humans on the sidelines. Optimus Prime is gone. The key to saving our future lies buried in the secrets of the past, in the hidden history of Transformers on Earth.
Extreme athlete turned government operative Xander Cage (Vin Diesel) comes out of self-imposed exile, thought to be long dead, and is set on a collision course with deadly alpha warrior Xiang (Donnie Yen) and his team in a race to recover a sinister and seemingly unstoppable weapon known as Pandora's Box. Recruiting an all-new group of thrill-seeking cohorts, Xander finds himself enmeshed in a deadly conspiracy that points to collusion at the highest levels of world governments. Written by
At the beginning of the film when Xander jumps off the cell tower all the way to the ground, there is no way he would land and not at least break his legs if not die while lading on solid dirt on ski's. See more »
[after Neymar took down the thief]
And you say you're no hero! I gotta call bullshit on that. You're exactly the kind of hero the world needs. At the end of the day, it comes down to the same question I've been asking my wife every Friday night for the last 20 years, Do you want some of this?
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I'm not quite sure why Xander Cage returned, I just wish he hadn't.
This movie is so low brow, you might mistake it for a caterpillar. It's devoid of anything that looks like a plot or decent character development.
Instead its cheesy show off time with lots of tat's, juvenile bravado, sparkly overstated jewelry and guns from "da hood". This is a film that feels, in my opinion, like it was made by a 15 year old nick-named "flipper" (as in hamburger flipper) and his gormless, pimply friends. We all know thats not true but you get the idea.
In short a genuinely excruciating experience that puts the S in Stupid.....one out of ten from me.
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