"The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven." – 'The Kentucky Fried Movie
Greetings from the apocalypse! If you lost some fingers to frostbite while walking down the driveway to get your mail, don't panic, that's perfectly normal for this time of year … on the east coast, anyway. A few bits of drudgery opening at the multiplex will numb your brain even more than the cold, but lucky for you I've scouted out some alternative routes towards weekend moviegoing satisfaction.
Friday, January 25
There was a minute or two in the late '90s/early '00s when The Farrelly Brothers were the undisputed heavyweight champions of comedy, but after round-one knockouts like "The Heartbreak Kid
" and "The Three Stooges
" they're officially classified "punch-drunk." Now it seems Peter Farrelly
has made a movie so bad even his brother Bobby's not involved, and it's called "Movie 43." Taking