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        <title>I hate (or don&#x27;t care about) these people</title>
        <link>http://www.imdb.com/list/xibPxgMJxTU/</link>
        <description>This is a list of the worst, stupidest, or most overrated people to ever catch my attention (Abandon all hope of a Michael Bay or a George Lucas all ye who enter here). Enjoy.</description>
        <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 21:58:46 GMT</pubDate>
        <lastBuildDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 18:06:14 GMT</lastBuildDate>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 21:59:29 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Tyra Banks</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004723/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004723/</guid>
            <description>Self obsessed actress/model</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 23:00:36 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Glenn Beck</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2253512/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2253512/</guid>
            <description>Talk radio show host and former talk news shot host who loves rehashing all the same tired old John Birch Society conspiracy theories to seed ultra-conservative viewpoints into the news cycle, while making the rest of the network (Fox News, Aka Fox Opinions) seem centrist by comparison, and he then began to believe his own messianic delusions and became a giant pain in the ass</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 21:59:58 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Justin Bieber</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3595501/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3595501/</guid>
            <description>Lame teen heartthrob</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 17:22:49 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>David Blaine</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0086145/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0086145/</guid>
            <description>A street &#x26;quot;magician&#x26;quot;</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:00:15 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Uwe Boll</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/</guid>
            <description>Director of not just the worst video game based movies ever made, but the worst films PERIOD (House of the Dead, The BloodRayne series, Alone in the Dark, the In the Name of the King films)</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:00:31 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Chris Bores</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3527774/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3527774/</guid>
            <description>Aka The Irate Gamer, aka the Angry Video Game Nerd rip-off, aka the worst internet celebrity since the dawn of the internet itself.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:00:45 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>George W. Bush</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0124133/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0124133/</guid>
            <description>Worst U.S. President to ever be in office</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:45:16 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Gretchen Carlson</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1977944/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1977944/</guid>
            <description>Co-host of Fox &#x26; (Disgruntled) Friends</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2012 00:48:14 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Kim Cattrall</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000326/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000326/</guid>
            <description>Whore and co-star of the most stupid and overrated TV series to ever be on HBO</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 19:42:20 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Dick Cheney</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0155515/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0155515/</guid>
            <description>Former vice president and face-shooter of 78 year-old men</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 21:43:53 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Deena Nicole Cortese</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4234505/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4234505/</guid>
            <description>Cast member of Jersey Shore</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2013 22:57:32 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Lucas Cruikshank</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2928381/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2928381/</guid>
            <description>Aka &#x26;quot;Fred&#x26;quot;&#x3C;br/&#x3E;&#x3C;br/&#x3E;I don&#x27;t watch much of his work, but I agree that he&#x27;s annoying</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2012 00:48:04 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Kristin Davis</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004862/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004862/</guid>
            <description>Actress who played a woman-child in the most stupid and overrated TV series to ever be on HBO</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 21:44:32 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Paul &#x27;Pauly D&#x27; DelVecchio</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3725482/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3725482/</guid>
            <description>Cast member of Jersey Shore</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 19:43:41 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Andy Dick</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004873/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004873/</guid>
            <description>An Andy who is a literal dick</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:01:09 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Janice Dickinson</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0225528/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0225528/</guid>
            <description>Former model and fame whore</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 19:43:28 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Shannen Doherty</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001147/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001147/</guid>
            <description>Witch</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:45:34 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Steve Doocy</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0233137/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0233137/</guid>
            <description>Co-host of Fox &#x26; (Disgruntled) Friends</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 19:08:02 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Jenni &#x27;Jwoww&#x27; Farley</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3725828/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3725828/</guid>
            <description>Aka Jwoww.  Better known as Snooki&#x27;s equally stupid best friend.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:04:15 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Kevin Federline</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1549077/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1549077/</guid>
            <description>Has-been and former husband of Britney Spears</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 19:41:36 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Flavor Flav</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281318/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281318/</guid>
            <description>Former performer and complete nightmare</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 21:44:45 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Sammi &#x27;Sweetheart&#x27; Giancola</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3725635/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3725635/</guid>
            <description>Cast member of Jersey Shore</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:04:29 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Jonathan Gosselin</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2765215/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2765215/</guid>
            <description>Former husband of fame-whore mother of 8</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:04:40 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Kate Gosselin</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2765193/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2765193/</guid>
            <description>Fame-whore mother of 8</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 19:42:09 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Nancy Grace</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1456912/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1456912/</guid>
            <description>News journalest who only cares about her own opinions and no one elses</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:05:04 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Tom Green</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0338381/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0338381/</guid>
            <description>Comedian/devil spawn</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 21:44:58 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Vinny Guadagnino</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3147720/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3147720/</guid>
            <description>Cast member of Jersey Shore</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:05:14 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Sean Hannity</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0360458/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0360458/</guid>
            <description>News reporter for Fox Opinions</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:05:25 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Paris Hilton</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0385296/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0385296/</guid>
            <description>Fame whore, and only famous for starring in a sex tape</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:05:34 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Perez Hilton</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0491768/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0491768/</guid>
            <description>Blogger and &#x26;quot;personality&#x26;quot; with the stupidest name I ever heard of</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:05:44 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Vanilla Ice</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0406678/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0406678/</guid>
            <description>Former &#x26;quot;rapper&#x26;quot;</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:07:42 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Jesse James</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1303492/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1303492/</guid>
            <description>Nazi lover and former husband of Sandra Bullock</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 19:41:57 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Bruce Jenner</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0421063/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0421063/</guid>
            <description>He had to be really stupid enough to become a member of the Kardashian Family.  ...Oh, and he&#x27;s incredibly selfish.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 19:43:10 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Kris Jenner</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1728539/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1728539/</guid>
            <description>Fame-whore of fame-whore family</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 17:38:50 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Angelina Jolie</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001401/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001401/</guid>
            <description>I don&#x27;t technically hate her.  I just find her really overrated.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:08:22 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Khlo&#xE9; Kardashian</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2835957/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2835957/</guid>
            <description>Fame-whore of fame-whore family</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:07:57 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Kim Kardashian</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2578007/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2578007/</guid>
            <description>Fame-whore of fame-whore family, and only famous for starring in a sex video.  ...Oh, and nominee for world&#x27;s worst mother to be.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:08:08 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Kourtney Kardashian</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1966407/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1966407/</guid>
            <description>Fame-whore of fame-whore family</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:45:53 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Brian Kilmeade</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0453258/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0453258/</guid>
            <description>Co-host of Fox &#x26; (Disgruntled) Friends</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2013 22:52:05 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Spike Lee</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000490/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000490/</guid>
            <description>He may have made some good movies, but he&#x27;s really a douche when talking about crap he doen&#x27;t fully know about.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 15:02:48 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Rob Liefeld</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0509580/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0509580/</guid>
            <description>Talentless comic book writer and artist</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 23:00:53 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Rush Limbaugh</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0510754/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0510754/</guid>
            <description>Radio show host, and complete dumbass</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:08:38 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Seth MacFarlane</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0532235/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0532235/</guid>
            <description>Talentless comedian who pulls jokes out of his @$$ for his shows and movies.  ...Oh, and he makes 9/11 jokes after almost becoming a victim of that day.</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 10:33:57 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Ross Mathews</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1481801/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1481801/</guid>
            <description>I know he&#x27;s gay, but can&#x27;t he just let his testicles drop already?  I can&#x27;t stand his voice.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:08:49 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Stephenie Meyer</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2769412/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2769412/</guid>
            <description>WORST.  AUTHOR.  EVER!</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 11:37:30 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Abby Lee Miller</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4656903/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4656903/</guid>
            <description>Children&#x27;s dance instructor, and a nightmarish one at that</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:08:59 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Heidi Montag</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2147284/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2147284/</guid>
            <description>Trainwreck reality star</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 19:42:41 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Rupert Murdoch</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0613770/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0613770/</guid>
            <description>Owner of Fox Broadcasting, and Super-Republican</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2012 20:56:22 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Suzanne Nagy</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2335450/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2335450/</guid>
            <description>Producer of only one film (and an unfinished one at that), and internet reviewer hater.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:09:20 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>James Nguyen</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1343100/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1343100/</guid>
            <description>Director of the poor man&#x27;s version of &#x26;quot;The Birds&#x26;quot; known as &#x26;quot;Birdemic&#x26;quot;</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2012 00:47:55 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Cynthia Nixon</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0633223/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0633223/</guid>
            <description>Actress who played a bitch in the most stupid and overrated TV series to ever be on HBO</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 19:41:27 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Steve-O</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0828177/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0828177/</guid>
            <description>Complete nutjob</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 19:43:01 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Rosie O&#x27;Donnell</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005280/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005280/</guid>
            <description>Creepshow</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:10:28 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Bill O&#x27;Reilly</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0971123/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0971123/</guid>
            <description>News journalist for Fox Opinions, and self-opinionator</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 21:45:12 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Ronnie Ortiz-Magro</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3720514/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3720514/</guid>
            <description>Cast member of Jersey Shore</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 23:01:08 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Sarah Palin</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3126606/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3126606/</guid>
            <description>Vice presidential nominee and complete airhead</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 20:36:12 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Bristol Palin</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3127187/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3127187/</guid>
            <description>Daughter of vice presidential nominee/complete airhead</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 19:42:33 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Sarah Jessica Parker</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000572/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000572/</guid>
            <description>Star of the most stupid and overrated TV series to ever be on HBO</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 21:45:26 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Angelina Pivarnick</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3739468/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3739468/</guid>
            <description>Cast member of Jersey Shore</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:10:38 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Nicole &#x27;Snooki&#x27; Polizzi</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3725472/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3725472/</guid>
            <description>Trainwreck reality star (better known for being in Jersey Shore).  ...Oh, and nominee for world&#x27;s worst mother.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:10:47 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Spencer Pratt</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1950031/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1950031/</guid>
            <description>Crazy husband of trainwreck reality star</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 19:43:17 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Burt Reynolds</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000608/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000608/</guid>
            <description>He may have been a good actor, but nowadays, he scares the living crap out of me</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:10:58 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Tara Reid</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005346/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005346/</guid>
            <description>Trainwreck bimbo</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 21:48:11 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Mitt Romney</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1797713/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1797713/</guid>
            <description>Presidential nominee, and hater of PBS</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:11:58 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Joel Schumacher</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001708/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001708/</guid>
            <description>Raper of Batman fans (like myself)</description>
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