Films/series I did not enjoyby Dilemmayolk | created - 18 Jul 2011 | updated - 12 Apr 2012 | Public
As you can see, I seem to have watched disappointing or just bad movies. And in addition. I bothered to comment on each one. All these movies deserve at least a grunt of disappointment.
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1. Grease (1978)
PG-13 | 110 min | Musical, Romance
Good girl Sandy and greaser Danny fell in love over the summer. When they unexpectedly discover they're now in the same high school, will they be able to rekindle their romance?
Votes: 187,828 | Gross: $188.76M
Music was fun. Story wasn't.
2. Super 8 (2011)
PG-13 | 112 min | Mystery, Sci-Fi, Thriller
During the summer of 1979, a group of friends witness a train crash and investigate subsequent unexplained events in their small town.
Votes: 305,750 | Gross: $127.00M
A sci-fi thriller regurgitated from the 70-80s point of view. Better luck next time.
3. Twilight (I) (2008)
PG-13 | 122 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire.
Votes: 369,184 | Gross: $191.47M
Not as bad as everybody says it is. But bad nevertheless.
4. King of Thorn (2009)
120 min | Animation, Adventure, Horror
A virus begins to grip the Earth's population and a group of hopeful survivors are cryogenically frozen in attempt to find a cure. But when the group awakens they are flung into a horrifying situation.
Horrid first half. Legit last half. Manga was much better.
5. Shorts (2009)
PG | 89 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy
A young boy's discovery of a colorful, wish-granting rock causes chaos in the suburban town of Black Falls when jealous kids and scheming adults alike set out to get their hands on it.
Votes: 5,701 | Gross: $20.92M
Sister picked it out of some video store. Last time I'm letting her pick.
6. The Karate Kid (2010)
PG | 140 min | Action, Drama, Family
Work causes a single mother to move to China with her young son; in his new home, the boy embraces kung fu, taught to him by a master.
Votes: 133,491 | Gross: $176.59M
No. Just no. At least Jackie Chan was in it I suppose.
PG-13 | 146 min | Adventure, Family, Fantasy
As Harry races against time and evil to destroy the Horcruxes, he uncovers the existence of three most powerful objects in the wizarding world: the Deathly Hallows.
Votes: 374,314 | Gross: $295.98M
I found it funny rather than emotional. I think I'll just stick with the books.
8. The Cove (2009)
PG-13 | 92 min | Documentary, Crime
Using state-of-the-art equipment, a group of activists, led by renowned dolphin trainer Ric O'Barry, infiltrate a cove near Taijii, Japan to expose both a shocking instance of animal abuse and a serious threat to human health.
Votes: 43,039 | Gross: $0.86M
I know the documentary was for a good cause, but it just felt rather hypocritical in many cases.
9. Avatar (2009)
PG-13 | 162 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
A paraplegic marine dispatched to the moon Pandora on a unique mission becomes torn between following his orders and protecting the world he feels is his home.
Votes: 964,629 | Gross: $760.51M
Other than the art, I don't see how this movie proves to be amazing to so many.
10. True Grit (2010)
PG-13 | 110 min | Adventure, Drama, Western
A stubborn teenager enlists the help of a tough U.S. Marshal to track down her father's murderer.
Votes: 262,381 | Gross: $171.24M
The movie was actually really good... and then they ruined the whole entire thing at the last 30 minutes. God dammit.
11. 2012 (I) (2009)
PG-13 | 158 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
A frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind.
Votes: 306,585 | Gross: $166.11M
Unnatural earthquakes, exploding volcanoes and gigantic tsunamis. Expensive and pointless.
12. Brother Bear (2003)
G | 85 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy
When a young Inuit hunter needlessly kills a bear, he is magically changed into a bear himself as punishment with a talkative cub being his only guide to changing back.
Votes: 78,547 | Gross: $85.34M
I wanted to see it when I was a kid years ago, a few months ago I got my chance. What the hell was I thinking back then?
13. I Am Legend (2007)
PG-13 | 101 min | Drama, Horror, Sci-Fi
Years after a plague kills most of humanity and transforms the rest into monsters, the sole survivor in New York City struggles valiantly to find a cure.
Votes: 586,515 | Gross: $256.39M
Watching zombies/vampires bang their heads on glass is not how I want to spend an afternoon. Unfortunately I did.
14. Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
R | 96 min | Action, Adventure, Horror
While still out to destroy the evil Umbrella Corporation, Alice joins a group of survivors living in a prison surrounded by the infected who also want to relocate to the mysterious but supposedly unharmed safe haven known only as Arcadia.
Votes: 144,882 | Gross: $60.13M
Decided to watch it because I was bored. The bloody thing only made me even more bored. Another expensive piece of crap.
PG-13 | 122 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Famed archaeologist and adventurer Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr. is called back into action, when he becomes entangled in a Soviet plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artifacts known as the Crystal Skulls.
Votes: 362,050 | Gross: $317.10M
They brought Indy back for this? How depressing.
16. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
PG | 153 min | Adventure, Family, Fantasy
As Harry Potter begins his sixth year at Hogwarts, he discovers an old book marked as "the property of the Half-Blood Prince" and begins to learn more about Lord Voldemort's dark past.
Votes: 367,844 | Gross: $301.96M
I think we all know why.
17. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
PG-13 | 150 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war.
Votes: 346,111 | Gross: $402.11M
I was looking forward to this since the previous one. Stupid little me.
18. Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
PG | 92 min | Animation, Comedy, Family
A struggling songwriter named Dave Seville finds success when he comes across a trio of singing chipmunks: mischievous leader Alvin, brainy Simon, and chubby, impressionable Theodore.
Votes: 62,889 | Gross: $217.33M
Pointless and annoying. There's only so much auto-tune one can take.
19. Transmorphers (2007 Video)
PG-13 | 86 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller
About a race of alien robots that have conquered Earth and forced humanity underground. After 400 years, a small group of humans develop a plan to defeat the mechanical invaders in the ultimate battle between man and machine.
Some garage sale sold the DVD for next to nothing. "Why?" I asked myself on the way home. This was answered after 5 minutes into the movie. My brain cells were literally rotting by then.
20. Night at the Museum (2006)
PG | 108 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
A newly recruited night security guard at the Museum of Natural History discovers that an ancient curse causes the animals and exhibits on display to come to life and wreak havoc.
Votes: 261,207 | Gross: $250.86M
Entertaining... if you're six.
21. Meet the Robinsons (2007)
G | 95 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy
Lewis is a brilliant inventor who meets mysterious stranger named Wilbur Robinson, whisking Lewis away in a time machine and together they team up to track down Bowler Hat Guy in a showdown that ends with an unexpected twist of fate.
Votes: 73,989 | Gross: $97.82M
Trying to be motivational, eh?
22. Terminator Salvation (2009)
PG-13 | 115 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
In 2018, a mysterious new weapon in the war against the machines, half-human and half-machine, comes to John Connor on the eve of a resistance attack on Skynet. But whose side is he on, and can he be trusted?
Votes: 304,073 | Gross: $125.32M
Meh. That's all I can really say.
23. Ramona and Beezus (2010)
G | 103 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
An adventurous young girl uses her imagination to escape her reality, that is quickly spinning out of reach.
Votes: 14,930 | Gross: $26.16M
Pathetic and sloppy.
24. Bratz (2007)
PG | 110 min | Comedy, Family, Music
During their first year of high school, four best girlfriends face off against the domineering student body president who wants to split them up into different social cliques.
Votes: 15,679 | Gross: $10.01M
Doesn't even deserve to be called a movie.
25. Shrek the Third (2007)
PG | 93 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy
When his new father-in-law, King Harold falls ill, Shrek is looked at as the heir to the land of Far, Far Away. Not one to give up his beloved swamp, Shrek recruits his friends Donkey and Puss in Boots to install the rebellious Artie as the new king. Princess Fiona, however, rallies a band of royal girlfriends to fend off a coup d'etat by the jilted Prince Charming.
Votes: 232,620 | Gross: $320.71M
They only needed a single Shrek film...
26. Gakuen Mokushiroku: Highschool of the Dead (2010)
TV-MA | 24 min | Animation, Action, Drama
High school students are overwhelmed with the start of the zombie apocalypse.
I came for the gore, not bouncing breasts.
27. Naruto (2002–2007)
TV-PG | 24 min | Animation, Action, Adventure
Follows the struggles of three young ninjas - Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno - as they go through their training.
28. Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)
PG | 98 min | Animation, Action, Adventure
After the Republic's victory on Christophsis, Anakin and his new apprentice Ahsoka Tano must rescue the kidnapped son of Jabba the Hutt. Political intrigue complicates their mission.
Votes: 46,211 | Gross: $35.16M
Boring and unnecessary.
29. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
PG-13 | 169 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Captain Barbossa, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann must sail off the edge of the map, navigate treachery and betrayal, find Jack Sparrow, and make their final alliances for one last decisive battle.
Votes: 519,284 | Gross: $309.42M
Downhill as usual for the movie series.
30. National Treasure (2004)
PG | 131 min | Action, Adventure, Family
A historian races to find the legendary Templar Treasure before a team of mercenaries.
Votes: 270,430 | Gross: $173.01M
31. National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007)
PG | 124 min | Action, Adventure, Family
Benjamin Gates must follow a clue left in John Wilkes Booth's diary to prove his ancestor's innocence in the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.
Votes: 194,479 | Gross: $219.96M
Dunno why they pushed on.
32. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
PG | 109 min | Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Mere seconds before the Earth is to be demolished by an alien construction crew, journeyman Arthur Dent is swept off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher penning a new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."
Votes: 166,701 | Gross: $51.09M
Felt so... alienating. (Get it? Ha ha, no.) Just couldn't connect with the characters and enjoy.
33. Spider-Man 3 (2007)
PG-13 | 139 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
A strange black entity from another world bonds with Peter Parker and causes inner turmoil as he contends with new villains, temptations, and revenge.
Votes: 421,157 | Gross: $336.53M
Why so surprised?
34. Bean (1997)
PG-13 | 89 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
The bumbling Mr. Bean travels to America when he is given the responsibility of bringing a highly valuable painting to a Los Angeles museum.
Votes: 82,275 | Gross: $45.32M
Unfortunately, the movie industry was Rowan's weakest part of his career.
35. Johnny English (2003)
PG | 87 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
After a sudden attack on the MI5, Johnny English, Britain's most confident yet unintelligent spy, becomes Britain's only spy.
Votes: 122,358 | Gross: $28.08M
Rowan, please go back to good ol' fashioned shorts.
36. Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007)
PG | 90 min | Comedy, Family
Mr. Bean wins a trip to Cannes where he unwittingly separates a young boy from his father and must help the two come back together. On the way he discovers France, bicycling, and true love, among other things.
Votes: 97,199 | Gross: $33.30M
Those film makers never learn, do they?
37. Spy Kids (2001)
PG | 88 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
The children of secret-agent parents must save them from danger.
Votes: 91,816 | Gross: $112.72M
The whole series are unbearable.
38. Epic Movie (2007)
PG-13 | 86 min | Adventure, Comedy
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity.
Votes: 94,003 | Gross: $39.74M
Another movie to rot your brain cells.
39. Disaster Movie (2008)
PG-13 | 87 min | Comedy
Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.
Votes: 78,596 | Gross: $14.19M
Want to blow my brains out by now.
40. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
R | 109 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller
A cybernetic warrior from a post-apocalyptic future travels back in time to protect a 25-year old drifter and his future wife from a most advanced robotic assassin and to ensure they both survive a nuclear attack.
Votes: 328,683 | Gross: $150.37M
Tried to stretch the franchise further, eh?
41. Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)
PG | 93 min | Action, Adventure, Family
On a quest to find out what happened to his missing brother, a scientist, his nephew and their mountain guide discover a fantastic and dangerous lost world in the center of the earth.
Votes: 95,071 | Gross: $101.70M
Groan. Makes every guy with an IQ above 2 bored.
42. Hulk (2003)
PG-13 | 138 min | Action, Sci-Fi
Bruce Banner, a genetics researcher with a tragic past, suffers an accident that causes him to transform into a raging green monster when he gets angry.
Votes: 226,007 | Gross: $132.18M
I've given up on Marvel a loooooong time ago.
43. The Happening (2008)
R | 91 min | Sci-Fi, Thriller
A science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those infected to commit suicide.
Votes: 175,310 | Gross: $64.51M
Every gust of wind commanding people to commit suicide. That would TOTALLY work for a movie.
44. 10,000 BC (2008)
PG-13 | 109 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
A prehistoric epic that follows a young mammoth hunter's journey through uncharted territory to secure the future of his tribe.
Votes: 114,697 | Gross: $94.78M
Unique concept driven to failure. Why Hollywood? Why?
45. A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
PG | 108 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.
Votes: 173,889 | Gross: $118.63M
Some people just never learn to just keep books as they are.
46. Cheaper by the Dozen (2003)
PG | 98 min | Comedy, Family
With his wife doing a book tour, a father of twelve must handle a new job and his unstable brood.
Votes: 81,317 | Gross: $138.61M
Another regurgitated American style comedy.
47. Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005)
PG | 94 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
The Bakers, while on vacation, find themselves competing with a rival family of eight children.
Votes: 46,662 | Gross: $82.57M
I'm a bloody idiot for seeing this too.
48. The Cat in the Hat (2003)
PG | 82 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
Two bored children have their lives turned upside down when a talking cat comes to visit them.
Votes: 40,004 | Gross: $101.15M
This film makes me want to puke. The brilliant book should have NOT been tampered with.
49. Norbit (2007)
PG-13 | 102 min | Comedy, Romance
A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her.
Votes: 57,319 | Gross: $95.67M
The damn poster literally told me it was going to be bad. BUT I STILL WATCHED IT.
50. My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
PG-13 | 96 min | Comedy, Romance, Sci-Fi
When a regular guy dumps a superhero for her neediness, she uses her powers to make his life a living hell.
Votes: 56,472 | Gross: $22.53M
Schoolboy fantasy in an hour and a bit.
51. Wanted (2008)
R | 110 min | Action, Crime, Fantasy
A frustrated office worker learns that he is the son of a professional assassin and that he shares his father's superhuman killing abilities.
Votes: 320,402 | Gross: $134.51M
I'm quite certain that immature teenage boy daydreams have pretty bad concepts. So why do they making them into movies?
52. Shark Tale (2004)
PG | 90 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy
When a son of a gangster shark boss is accidentally killed while on the hunt, his would-be prey and his vegetarian brother decide to use the incident to their own advantage.
Votes: 143,602 | Gross: $160.86M
The most cliched and pathetic plot I have seen for a long time.
53. Digimon: The Movie (2000)
PG | 82 min | Animation, Action, Adventure
Three different stories involving digital creatures collide together.
Votes: 5,694 | Gross: $9.63M
54. Open Season (2006)
PG | 86 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy
Boog, a domesticated 900lb. Grizzly bear, finds himself stranded in the woods 3 days before Open Season. Forced to rely on Elliot, a fast-talking mule deer, the two form an unlikely friendship and must quickly rally other forest animals if they are to form a rag-tag army against the hunters.
Votes: 72,027 | Gross: $85.11M
Take a seat and prepare for talking animals... again.
55. August Rush (2007)
PG | 114 min | Drama, Music
A drama with fairy tale elements, where an orphaned musical prodigy uses his gift as a clue to finding his birth parents.
Votes: 93,788 | Gross: $31.66M
56. Gulliver's Travels (2010)
PG | 85 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
Travel writer Lemuel Gulliver takes an assignment in Bermuda, but ends up on the island of Liliput, where he towers over its tiny citizens.
Votes: 56,765 | Gross: $42.78M
No Jack, no.
57. Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)
G | 84 min | Animation, Comedy, Family
The neighboring gardens of Montague and Capulet are at war, but the gnomes, Gnomeo and Juliet, are in love.
Votes: 45,701 | Gross: $99.97M
Another classic ruined.
58. The X Factor (2004– )
60 min | Music, Reality-TV
British singing competition in which contestants sing cover songs to try and impress judges and voting viewers.
So... how did they force the audience to cheer? Bribery?
59. American Idol (2002– )
TV-PG | 42 min | Game-Show, Music, Reality-TV
Twelve finalists and/or future singers (six men and six women) who were selected from America, compete in a talent contest in which they were asked to sing any song they like on this "Star ... See full summary »
Oh "reality" TV, you so silly.
60. America's Got Talent (2006– )
TV-PG | 60 min | Family, Game-Show, Music
A weekly talent competition where an array of performers -- from singers and dancers, to comedians and novelty acts -- vie for a $1 million cash prize.
The title is a lie. End of story.
61. Britain's Got Talent (2007– )
60 min | Comedy, Music, Reality-TV
A variety of acts perform in front of a live audience and a panel of judges, for a chance to win £250,000 and to perform at the Royal variety.
Only decent part was... oh god I forgot. Well then.
62. The Parent Trap (1998)
PG | 128 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama
Identical twins Annie and Hallie, separated at birth and each raised by one of their biological parents, later discover each other for the first time at summer camp and make a plan to bring their wayward parents back together.
Votes: 97,809 | Gross: $66.31M
God, the bloody screaming.
63. Alice in Wonderland (I) (2010)
PG | 108 min | Adventure, Family, Fantasy
Nineteen-year-old Alice returns to the magical world from her childhood adventure, where she reunites with her old friends and learns of her true destiny: to end the Red Queen's reign of terror.
Votes: 334,622 | Gross: $334.19M
"Starring Johnny Depp" Yep. Knew it.