My castaways for "Gilligan's Isle"

by JamesEGuidry | created - 18 Oct 2011 | updated - 18 Oct 2011 | Public

This is how I would cast the movie

1. Jay Baruchel

Actor | Goon

Jay Baruchel was born in Ottawa, Ontario, and was raised in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. He is the son of Robyne (Ropell), a freelance writer, and Serge Victor Baruchel, an antiques dealer. He has a younger sister who also acts. He started acting in 1995 when he made his first of three appearances on ...

GILLIGAN This doesn't necessarily HAVE to go to Michael Cera. Jay's a better actor. Please don't mention McLovin.

2. Frank Caliendo

Actor | The Comebacks

Frank Caliendo was born on January 19, 1974 in Chicago, Illinois, USA. He is an actor and writer, known for The Comebacks (2007), Frank TV (2007) and MADtv (1995). He has been married to Michele Vitale since August 9, 2003. They have two children.

SKIPPER Zack Galifanakis is "hands-down" going to be the Skipper, but I believe Frank Caliendo would channel Alan Hale!

3. Hugh Laurie

Actor | House M.D.

Hugh was born in Oxford, England on June 11, 1959, to Patricia (Laidlaw) and William George Ranald Mundell "Ran" Laurie, a doctor, both of Scottish descent. He was educated at Eton and Cambridge. Son of an Olympic gold medalist in the sport, he rowed for the England youth team (1977) and for ...

PROFESSOR I totally see House as the professor! Kurt Russell gets a mention here because of his ties to the original.

4. Mila Kunis

Actress | Black Swan

Mila Kunis was born Milena Markovna Kunis to a Jewish family in Chernivtsi, Ukraine, USSR (now independent Ukraine). Her mother, Elvira, is a physics teacher, her father, Mark Kunis, is a mechanical engineer, and she has an older brother named Michael. Her family moved to Los Angeles, California, ...

MARY ANNE Super-hot in daisy dukes and ponytails!

5. Christina Hendricks

Actress | Ginger & Rosa

Christina Rene Hendricks was born in Knoxville, Tennessee, and grew up in Twin Falls, Idaho. Her father, Robert, originally from England, worked for the U.S. Forest Service, while her mother, Jackie Sue (Raymond), was a psychologist. At the age of 13 her father transferred to the Forest Service ...

GINGER GRANT Angelina Jolie was not available and I want my Ginger to be a red-head or a blonde, anyway! Her breats have a lot to do with my casting here!

6. Kelsey Grammer

Actor | Cheers

A six-time Emmy Award winner, Kelsey Grammer was born in Saint Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands, to Sally (Cranmer), a singer, and Frank Allen Grammer, Jr., a musician and restaurateur. He was raised in New Jersey and Florida. Grammer was drawn to the works of William Shakespeare and spent two years at ...

THURSTON HOWELL III We find out that Mrs. Howell is the rich one (he's taken 'her' last name) and the 3rd (III) signifies he is her 3rd husband

7. Betty White

Actress | The Proposal

Betty White was born in Oak Park, Illinois, to Christine Tess (Cachikis), a homemaker, and Horace Logan White, a lighting company executive. She is of Danish, Greek, English, and Welsh descent.

Although best known as the devious Sue Ann Nivens on the classic sitcom Mary Tyler Moore (1970) and the ...

MRS. HOWELL Betty White is Mrs. Howell and there will be no discussion :-)