Please do us all a favor and quit your job

by peakstwin | created - 24 Jun 2011 | updated - 30 May 2012 | Public

This is my list of the people in Hollywood, I would absolutely like to see stop working. Feel free to suggest others, that does not deserve their showbizz job. And they're all listed alphabetically, just 'cause I had nothing better to do...

1. Eric Balfour

Actor | Six Feet Under

Eric Balfour was born on April 24, 1977 in Los Angeles, California, USA as Eric Salter Balfour. He is an actor and director, known for Six Feet Under (2001), Haven (2010) and 24 (2001). He has been married to Erin Chiamulon since May 30, 2015.

I can't appreciate anything this guy has done, I simply can't! Not even in my favorite show of all time, 'Six Feet Under'. He's just so hopelessly untalented!

2. Michael Bay

Producer | Armageddon

A graduate of Wesleyan University, Michael Bay spent his 20s working on advertisements and music videos. His first projects after film school were in the music video business. He created music videos for Tina Turner, Meat Loaf, Lionel Richie, Wilson Phillips, Donny Osmond and Divinyls. His work won...

I. Hate. This. Dude. Sure, he knows how to make some decent action scenes - or, to be more correct, he once made a really great action scene, and since then, he's just been putting that same scene in all of his *beep* films.

3. Uwe Boll

Producer | Postal

As a child, he produced a number of short films on Super 8 and video before beginning his studies as a film director in Munich and Vienna. He also studied literature and economics in Cologne and Siegen. Uwe graduated from university in 1995 with a doctorate in literature. From 1995-2000, he was a ...

I've never met anyone who has actually seen his films. I have heard of someone who did, but they've all valued life less afterwards.

4. Nicolas Cage

Actor | Leaving Las Vegas

Nicolas Cage was born Nicolas Kim Coppola in Long Beach, California, the son of comparative literature professor August Coppola (whose brother is director Francis Ford Coppola) and dancer/choreographer Joy Vogelsang. He is of Italian (father) and Polish, German, and English (mother) descent. Cage ...

Some people says he's a great actor who's career has gone bad. I'd say he's never really been that great an actor, and that his career has just gone worse.

5. Zac Efron

Actor | High School Musical 3: Senior Year

Zachary David Alexander Efron was born October 18, 1987 in San Luis Obispo, California, to Starla Baskett, a secretary, and David Efron, an electrical engineer. He has a younger brother, Dylan. His surname, "Efron", which is Hebrew, is a Biblical place name, and comes from Zac's Polish Jewish ...

Liked him in 'Hairspray', and my gay brother liked him naked. But since I hate him in literally everything else, I figured he should be included on this list...

6. Dakota Fanning

Actress | War of the Worlds

Hannah Dakota Fanning was born on the 23rd of February 1994, in Conyers, Georgia, USA, to Heather Joy (Arrington) and Steven Fanning. Her mother played professional tennis, and her father, now an electronics salesman, played minor league baseball. She is of German, Irish, English, French, and ...

She was great when she was just a little kid, but she has been reduced to nothing else than her name. Her talent apparently disappeared when she hit puberty. Let's just hope the same thing doesn't happen to her little sister...

This man is, along with Aaron Seltzer, responsible for 'Date Movie', 'Epic Movie', 'Meet the Spartans', 'Disaster Movie' and 'Vampires Suck'. Need I say more?

8. Cam Gigandet

Actor | Twilight

Cam graduated from Auburn High School in Auburn, Washington in 2001. His family lives in Lake Tapps, WA. His father's name is Jay, mother's name is Kim and he has one older sister, Kelsie. His father is one of the founders of a popular restaurant chain called The Rock, Wood Fired Pizza & Spirits. ...

Yet another one of those "oh-so-darn-pretty-boys-that-can't-act-at-all" guys. Although 'Easy A' was a really good film, but not at all thanks to this guy...

9. Catherine Hardwicke

Director | Thirteen

Catherine Hardwicke was born on October 21, 1955 in Cameron, Texas, USA as Helen Catherine Hardwicke. She is a director and production designer, known for Thirteen (2003), Twilight (2008) and Red Riding Hood (2011).

This lady actually started out rather well, with two fine movies - 'Thirteen' and 'Lords of Dogtown'. But then came 'The Nativity Story', which might just be the worst Bible-flick ever made, followed by that infamous thing called 'Twilight', and her latest addition to her resumé - 'Red Riding Hood', her very own professional low. She claims her upcoming film, 'Freeheld', is going to be in the same style as 'Thirteen', so perhaps there's hope for this woman?

10. Milla Jovovich

Actress | Le cinquième élément

Milla Jovovich is an Ukrainian-born actress, supermodel, fashion designer, singer and public figure, who was on the cover of more than a hundred magazines, and starred in such films as The Fifth Element (1997), Ultraviolet (2006), and the Resident Evil (2002) franchise.

Milica Bogdanovna Jovovich ...

Her name should be Milla "cast-her-'cause-she-looks-good-and-kicks-ass" Jovovich, 'cause it really is her only two skills.

11. Taylor Lautner

Actor | Twilight

Taylor Daniel Lautner was born in Grand Rapids, Michigan, to Deborah, a software company worker, and Daniel Lautner, a pilot for Midwest Airlines. He, and younger sister Makena, were raised in a well-mannered, Roman Catholic household in Hudsonville, Michigan. He is of English, German, Dutch, and ...

Thank you, Donna Brower, the casting director of the 2001 film 'Shadow Fury', for being the first person ever to cast the horribly untalented Taylor "Werewolf Boy" Lautner in anything. I only wish that he would have been as completely fogotten as the previously mentioned film...

12. Logan Lerman

Actor | The Perks of Being a Wallflower

One of today's leading talents across both independent and mainstream film, Logan Lerman is an immensely talented actor who takes on challenging roles and brings dynamic characters to life on screen.

Logan was born in Beverly Hills, to a Jewish family. His parents are Lisa (Goldman), who worked as ...

Not really what I would call a promising talent... this kid really annoys me!

13. Matthew Lillard

Actor | Scooby-Doo

Matthew Lillard was born in Lansing, Michigan, to Paula and Jeffrey Lillard. He lived with his family in Tustin, California, from first grade to high school graduation. The summer after high school, he was hired as an extra for Ghoulies Go to College (1991). Matthew was the MC of the Nickelodeon ...

Do I even have to explain??

14. Tracy Morgan

Actor | 30 Rock

Tracy Morgan was born on November 10, 1968 in The Bronx, New York City, New York, USA as Tracy Jamal Morgan. He is an actor and producer, known for 30 Rock (2006), Cop Out (2010) and The Boxtrolls (2014). He has been married to Megan Wollover since August 23, 2015. They have one child. He was ...

I'm actually kind of a fan, or, I'm a fan of '30 Rock', but his latest scandal with all of that gay slur is unacceptable!

15. Ellen Pompeo

Actress | Grey's Anatomy

Ellen Kathleen Pompeo was born in Everett, Massachusetts, to Kathleen B. (O'Keefe) and Joseph E. Pompeo, a salesman. She is of Italian (from her paternal grandfather), Irish, and some English, ancestry.

Pompeo made her major studio screen debut in Brad Silberling's Moonlight Mile (2002), starring ...

Grey's Anatomy is actually a rather decent show, but oh lord I'm getting tired of Ellen Pompeo, and her zero charisma!

16. Brett Ratner

Director | Red Dragon

Brett Ratner is one of Hollywood's most successful filmmakers. His diverse films resonate with audiences worldwide and, as director, his films have grossed over $2 billion at the global box office. Brett began his career directing music videos before making his feature directorial debut at 26 years...

He hasn't ever made a good film, but the number one sin is: He ruined the 'X-Men' trilogy with his lousy third chapter!

17. Robert Rodriguez

Producer | El mariachi

Robert Anthony Rodriguez was born and raised in San Antonio, Texas, USA, to Rebecca (Villegas), a nurse, and Cecilio G. Rodríguez, a salesman. His family is of Mexican descent.

Of all the people to be amazed by the images of John Carpenter's 1981 sci-fi parable, Escape from New York (1981), none ...

To be honest, I really loved both 'Sin City' and 'Planet Terror', but all his other films have been so completely and utterly bad, that I would have rather seen the world go without two great films, than having to deal with aaaaaaaaaaaaaall of his other films...

18. Adam Sandler

Actor | The Waterboy

Adam Richard Sandler was born September 9, 1966 in Brooklyn, New York, to Judith (Levine), a teacher at a nursery school, and Stanley Alan Sandler, an electrical engineer. He is of Russian Jewish descent. At 17, he took his first step towards becoming a stand-up comedian when he spontaneously took ...

He might have been funny once upon a very long time ago, but now it seems that every new movie he's in, is nothing less than his new professional low. His films also serve as a shockingly depressive reminder of just how unintelligent the masses are, since his films are for some reason always successful... Plus, he even managed to ruin a Paul Thomas Anderson film (or at least the scenes he were in... which were all).

This man is, along with Jason Friedberg, responsible for 'Date Movie', 'Epic Movie', 'Meet the Spartans', 'Disaster Movie' and 'Vampires Suck'. Need I say more?

20. Amanda Seyfried

Actress | Les Misérables

Amanda Seyfried was born and raised in Allentown, Pennsylvania, to Ann (Sander), an occupational therapist, and Jack Seyfried, a pharmacist. She is of German, and some English and Scottish, ancestry. She began modeling when she was eleven, and acted in high school productions as well as taking ...

I actually liked her in 'Mean Girls', but know I've just gotten sick and tired of her, and she has done nothing to prove the exsistence of actual acting talent.

21. M. Night Shyamalan

Producer | Lady in the Water

Born in Puducherry, India, and raised in the posh suburban Penn Valley area of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, M. Night Shyamalan is a film director, screenwriter, producer, and occasional actor, known for making movies with contemporary supernatural plots.

He is the son of Jayalakshmi, a Tamil ...

I'm only putting him on this list to help him. Please, dear Shyamalan, please stop ruining your once great reputation - for your own sake, stop making movies!

22. Kristen Stewart

Actress | Snow White and the Huntsman

Though most famous for her role as Isabella "Bella" Swan in The Twilight (2008) Saga, Kristen Stewart has been a working actor since her early years in Los Angeles, California, where she was born. Her parents, John Stewart and Jules Stewart, both work in film and television. Her mother is ...

Zero charisma, zero face expressions, zero acting-talent, HUUUUGE STAR! Ladies and gentlemen - that's the kind of world we live in today.

23. Ashley Tisdale

Actress | High School Musical 3: Senior Year

Ashley Michelle Tisdale (born July 2, 1985) is an American actress, singer, and producer. During her childhood, she appeared in more than 100 TV advertisements and had roles in theatre and television shows. In 2004, she was cast as Maddie Fitzpatrick in Disney Channel's The Suite Life of Zack & ...

It was actually a conflict to me whether to put her on the list or not. Why? Becuase she's the voice of Candance on 'Phineas and Ferb', which is a mighty awesome show! However, since I live in Denmark and has never seen the show in English, I figured it wasn't a good enough reason to forgive her horrifying resumé!

24. Vince Vaughn

Producer | The Break-Up

Vincent Anthony Vaughn was born on March 28, 1970, in Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA, and was raised in Lake Forest, Illinois. His parents are Vernon Vaughn, a salesman and character actor, and Sharon Vaughn (née Sharon Eileen DePalmo), a real-estate agent and stockbroker. They divorced in 1991. He ...

He's just so annoying! Most people seem to love him, even critics, I just can stand the guy. Sure, every once in a while he's in a reallly good film ('Into the Wild', 'Zoolander', 'The Lost World'... and that's about it), but other than those he for some reason only does really, really bad movies... (Haven't seen 'Thumbsucker' though, and I've heard it should be good?)