My Top 10 2011 Films That Look Terribleby ALJRgamereviews | created - 02 Feb 2011 | updated - 02 Feb 2011 | Public
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1. Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011)
PG-13 | 107 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
Malcolm Turner and his stepson Trent go undercover at an all-girls school to flush out a killer.
Votes: 21,823 | Gross: $37.92M
What? He's in drag again? What? Now there is two people in drag? Well, that just makes all the difference. STOP MAKING THESE MOVIES!
2. Final Destination 5 (2011)
R | 92 min | Fantasy, Horror, Mystery
Survivors of a suspension-bridge collapse learn there's no way you can cheat Death.
Votes: 91,445 | Gross: $42.59M
Hey, remember how we said the last movie was the final one? Ya well, that made a lot of money so... we're just going to whore the franchise 14 more times. Hey, Saw did that and those sequels were good. Oh, wait...
3. Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011)
G | 105 min | Documentary, Music
Follows Justin Bieber with some footage of performances from his 2010 concert tour.
Votes: 74,756 | Gross: $73.01M
I never needed a Justin Beiber movie. I also never needed to see Beiber in 3-D. The fact that someone approved this movie shows that my nightmares are, in fact, real. Maybe if we all just stop looking at it, it will go away.
4. Mars Needs Moms (2011)
PG | 88 min | Animation, Adventure, Family
A young boy named Milo gains a deeper appreciation for his mom after Martians come to Earth to take her away.
Votes: 18,848 | Gross: $21.38M
The trailer for this film was so epicly bad that I seriously thought about taking forks and jabbing them in my eyes.
5. Season of the Witch (2011)
PG-13 | 95 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
14th-century knights transport a suspected witch to a monastery, where monks deduce her powers could be the source of the Black Plague.
Votes: 81,373 | Gross: $24.83M
Nicolas Cage stars in a film that looks like an Uwe Boll rip-off. Seeing as how Uwe Boll is The King of Crap, the fact that others are now making films like his scares me.
6. Jack and Jill (I) (2011)
PG | 91 min | Comedy
Family guy Jack Sadelstein prepares for the annual event he dreads: the Thanksgiving visit of his twin sister, the needy and passive-aggressive Jill, who then refuses to leave.
Votes: 66,068 | Gross: $74.16M
In this film Adam Sandler dresses in drag. I don't really need to say much else, do I?
7. New Year's Eve (2011)
PG-13 | 113 min | Comedy, Romance
The lives of several couples and singles in New York City intertwine over the course of New Year's Eve.
Votes: 72,452 | Gross: $54.54M
Remember that 2010 film Valentine's Day? This is the exact same movie, made by the exact same people, with an equal so huge it's stupid cast. Enjoy.
8. Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)
G | 87 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy
Playing around while aboard a cruise ship, the Chipmunks and Chipettes accidentally go overboard and end up marooned in a tropical paradise. They discover their new turf is not as deserted as it seems.
Votes: 25,470 | Gross: $133.11M
Apparantly the sequel, I'm sorry, SQUEAK-quel, did well enough for another movie. Third times the charm. I hope...
9. Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)
G | 84 min | Animation, Comedy, Family
The neighboring gardens of Montague and Capulet are at war, but the gnomes, Gnomeo and Juliet, are in love.
Votes: 45,954 | Gross: $99.97M
This film is like some drunk guy ran into a studio saying 'Guys I've got this AWESOME idea of a movie. Let's make Romeo and Juliet, except that all the characters are gnomes!' Then it got approvied in what can only be described as a prank gone horribly wrong.
10. Zookeeper (2011)
PG | 102 min | Comedy, Family, Romance
A group of zoo animals decide to break their code of silence in order to help their lovable zoo keeper find love -- without opting to leave his current job for something more illustrious.
Votes: 48,970 | Gross: $80.36M
Hey look. It's Kevin James. Doing slapstick. AGAIN. But this time there's animals. Hey, when do you thinks studios are going to learn that THAT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!