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        <title>My Top 10 2011 Films That Look Terrible</title>
        <link>http://www.imdb.com/list/Yn3B5dpzBzo/</link>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 06:20:11 GMT</pubDate>
        <lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 06:49:50 GMT</lastBuildDate>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 06:31:23 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011)</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464174/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464174/</guid>
            <description>What? He&#x27;s in drag again? What? Now there is two people in drag? Well, that just makes all the difference. STOP MAKING THESE MOVIES!</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 06:37:58 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Final Destination 5 (2011)</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1622979/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1622979/</guid>
            <description>Hey, remember how we said the last movie was the final one? Ya well, that made a lot of money so... we&#x27;re just going to whore the franchise 14 more times. Hey, Saw did that and those sequels were good. Oh, wait...</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 06:29:02 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011 Documentary)</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1702443/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1702443/</guid>
            <description>I never needed a Justin Beiber movie. I also never needed to see Beiber in 3-D. The fact that someone approved this movie shows that my nightmares are, in fact, real. Maybe if we all just stop looking at it, it will go away.</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 06:33:25 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Mars Needs Moms (2011)</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1305591/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1305591/</guid>
            <description>The trailer for this film was so epicly bad that I seriously thought about taking forks and jabbing them in my eyes.</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 06:21:09 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Season of the Witch (2011)</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479997/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479997/</guid>
            <description>Nicolas Cage stars in a film that looks like an Uwe Boll rip-off. Seeing as how Uwe Boll is The King of Crap, the fact that others are now making films like his scares me.</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 06:41:56 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Jack and Jill (2011)</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0810913/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0810913/</guid>
            <description>In this film Adam Sandler dresses in drag. I don&#x27;t really need to say much else, do I?</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 06:43:20 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>New Year&#x27;s Eve (2011)</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1598822/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1598822/</guid>
            <description>Remember that 2010 film Valentine&#x27;s Day? This is the exact same movie, made by the exact same people, with an equal so huge it&#x27;s stupid cast. Enjoy.</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 06:44:43 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1615918/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1615918/</guid>
            <description>Apparantly the sequel, I&#x27;m sorry, SQUEAK-quel, did well enough for another movie. Third times the charm. I hope...</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 06:24:48 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Gnomeo &#x26; Juliet (2011)</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377981/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377981/</guid>
            <description>This film is like some drunk guy ran into a studio saying &#x27;Guys I&#x27;ve got this AWESOME idea of a movie. Let&#x27;s make Romeo and Juliet, except that all the characters are gnomes!&#x27; Then it got approvied in what can only be described as a prank gone horribly wrong.</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 06:35:33 GMT</pubDate>
            <title>Zookeeper (2011)</title>
            <link>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1222817/</link>
            <guid>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1222817/</guid>
            <description>Hey look. It&#x27;s Kevin James. Doing slapstick. AGAIN. But this time there&#x27;s animals. Hey, when do you thinks studios are going to learn that THAT&#x27;S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!</description>
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