http://www.imdb.com/list/KfjVUy80z3o/ A few years back Bruce Campbell said he was working on a script for a movie he described as "The Expendables of Horror." Subsequently, nothing has happened with it. However, just the thought of such a product was enough to get my horror-nerd brain turning. Keep in mind that all the descriptions below describe the actor's role in the proposed, strictly hypothetical film concept in my brain. Everyone here are wonderfully nice people, I'm sure. Also, it's fair to say I have a lot of free time on my hands. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:19:39 GMT Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:37:58 GMT Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:19:49 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0132257/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0132257/ Naturally. The leader of a covert team of world famous monster hunters, nearing retirement age. A world-wide threat forces the team to get together for one last job. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:20:33 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000387/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000387/ The master of disguise and hand-to-hand combat expert, Rob and Bruce had always had a friendly rivalry over who should be the leader of the team. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:21:33 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0865302/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0865302/ The expert in the mystics art and demonic crafting, Todd has retired from demon fighting to become a priest. However, he hangs up his collar for one more chance at badassery. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:22:21 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0387987/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0387987/ The gentle giant of the group, Kane is an unlikely candidate for the heart and soul of the team. Just don't make him angry... Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:23:02 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0608405/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0608405/ The unpredictable wildcard and knife-nut, Bill's team has always been concerned that he might just be a psychopath who has focused his aggression in a very specific direction. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:24:23 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0103208/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0103208/ The weapons expert of the team is Azreal, an immortal demon bound to Todd's character. Every one hundred years Azreal changes shape, so Bradley plays him in the first half while he is played in the second half by... Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:25:21 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001062/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001062/ The second face of Azreal. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:25:40 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0354085/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0354085/ The mentor of the team who passed away many years ago. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:26:00 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000448/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000448/ The shady government contact the team get their jobs from. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:26:40 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000374/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000374/ The villain of the film. An omnicidal cult leader determined to raise an ancient elder god from its sleep and bring about the end of the world. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:27:19 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001424/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001424/ The zombie-creating mad scientist employed by Dourif. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:27:48 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000442/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000442/ The master assassin hired by Dourif to take down our heroes. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:28:09 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000782/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000782/ Once they have set off on their mission, our team finds an unlikely companion in this dominatrix and high-class thief. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:29:57 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000304/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000304/ Bruce's bitter ex-wife. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:30:13 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0079374/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0079374/ Bruce's estranged daughter. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:30:42 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001643/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001643/ Bruce's current girlfriend. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:34:16 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0809344/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0809344/ The monstrous, inhuman personal bodyguard of the evil cult leader. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:30:56 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001646/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001646/ Special guest victim 1! A reporter who sticks his head too far into things. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:31:26 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000397/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000397/ Special guest victim 2! One of several people taken captive by the villain. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:31:51 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0767741/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0767741/ Special guest victim 3! Another captive of the villain who sacrifices his own life so the others can get away. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:32:37 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0360815/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0360815/ Cameo, strictly so I can get Englund, Hodder, Hansen, and Nick Castle (Freddy, Jason, Leatherface, and Myers) in a scene together. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:33:35 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0145309/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0145309/ Cameo, strictly so I can get Englund, Hodder, Hansen and Nick Castle (Freddy, Jason, Leatherface, and Myers) in a scene together. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:34:55 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0780133/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0780133/ Angus Scrimm will play the role of God, one of two cosmic figures taking bets on the conflict. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:35:24 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000489/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000489/ Christopher Lee will play the role of the Devil, the other cosmic figure taking bets on the conflict. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:36:24 GMT http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0868219/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0868219/ As a director, del Toro probably has better things to do... Probably. Either way, very few other filmmakers can handle the balance of action, horror, humor, and special effects the way he can.